The Millers (2013)

1 - Movin' Out (Carol's Song)

Nathan and Debbie try to help carol find a new apartment--as far away from them as possible; Carol makes a new friend named Kip Finkle.

1 - Pilot

Nathan and his sister, Debbie, are upset when their parents announce theyre divorcing after 43 years of marriage. However, thats nothing compared to the panic they feel when Carol, their intrusive mother, announces that shes moving in with Nathan, while Tom, their easily distracted father, is moving in with Debbie.

2 - Reunited and It Feels So Bad

Debbie and Nathan fear that their parents are reuniting when Carol and Tom feel hesitant about formally ending their marriage.

2 - Plot Twists

When Carol dictates that its time to rearrange the familys positions in the Millers cemetery plot because of the two divorces, Nathan needs to approach his ex-wife, Janice, to ask her to sign back her space to the family.

3 - Give Metta World Peace a Chance

Nathan lands the biggest interview of his career with pro basketball player Metta World Peace.

3 - The Phone Upgrade

Nathan and Debbie trade parents when they each think the other sibling has it easier.

4 - You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings, Man

When Ray discusses Nathans history of being a terrible wingman, Nathan tries to become less self-involved so he can be a better friend.

4 - The Mother is In

When Carol finds out that Nathan is seeing a therapist, she secretly makes an appointment for herself in order to find out whats going on.

5 - CON-Troversy

Nathan is assigned to cover a Sci-Fi Fest for his workplace and runs into a famous book author who has hated him since grade school. Meanwhile, Adam has an identity crisis when he learns that much of what he was taught on the commune was based on the mythology of Star Wars.

5 - Giving the Bird

Its Halloween, and Nathan, Debbie and Adam take Mikayla trick-or-treating to the house of an old woman who everyone in the neighborhood thinks is a witch. Meanwhile, Nathan and Debbie are furious when they discover Carol lied about what really happened to their pet parrot they thought flew away when they were kids.

6 - Diggin' Up Bones

Kip encourages Carol to be bolder by confronting her former nemesis, Miss Pam, at Pams retirement party.

6 - Stuff

Nathan hatches a plan to get his parents back together by showing them all of their sentimental family possessions in the hopes it will make them remember the good times theyve had.

7 - When The Pope Comes Marching In

When the Pope is scheduled to come to town, Nathans planned week-long series of reports hits a snag when Ray gets a job offer to become the cameraman for a rival field Reporter.

7 - The Talk

When Carol finds out that Tom never had “the talk” with Nathan about the birds and the bees, she insists its not too late to gather the family together and do it now.

8 - Papa Was a Rolling Bone

The Millers decide to spend Thanksgiving apart for the first time ever, but they rethink the new family tradition when each of their individual Turkey Day plans hit snags.

8 - Internet Dating

When Nathan helps Carol set up her profile on an Internet dating site, he and Ray get so excited about one of her potential suitors, they start corresponding with him, pretending to be Carol.

9 - Louise Louise

When The Millers get a visit from their elderly Aunt Louise, they rally to help her figure out what her legacy will be when she worries that she hasnt left her mark on the world yet.

9 - You're in Trouble

When Nathan learns why Debbie is Toms favorite child instead of him, he decides its time to fill his parents in on some of Debbies childhood secrets.

10 - Highway to the Manger Zone

When staging their churchs annual living nativity scene does not go as planned, Kip urges the Millers to stage their own rival show. Also, Carol asks Nathan and Kip to put aside their differences as a Christmas gift to her.

10 - Carol's Parents are Coming to Town

When Carols overbearing mother and father announce theyre coming to visit for Christmas, Carol recruits Nate and Tom to cover up their failed relationships and present a happy facade. However, Nate begins to believe the lie, and considers getting back together with his ex, Janice.

11 - Dear Diary

When Debbie suspects Nathan and Carol of secretly reading her diary, she and Adam plant a fake entry about Tom in order to prove it.

11 - Hero

When Nathan decides he should have a better relationship with his niece Mikayla, he agrees to use his celebrity status to help Debbie and Adam get her into a popular school. Meanwhile, when Kip develops side effects from his sleeping pills, Carol and Tom agree to help him kick the habit by sleep-training him.

12 - Miller's Mind

Nathan learns to appreciate Carols incessant rants after he mimics one of them at work and is rewarded with his own news segment to complain on the air. But when his tirades lack the flair and fervor of his mothers, he secretly devises ways to keep her irritated in order to get new material.

13 - Driving Miss Crazy

When Nathan gets frustrated after hes forced to drive Carol around town for errands once again, he demands that she either learn how to drive or find another chauffeur. But when Debbie volunteers Adam to drive Carol, everyones surprised when they form an unexpected bond.

14 - Carol's Surprise

Nathan is determined to finally, just once, surprise the unsurpriseable Carol on her birthday.

15 - You Betcha

Nathan asks Tom to spend the weekend with him in the hopes of finding something they have in common. Also, while Debbie and Adam are out of town at a vegetarian convention, Carol stays with Mikayla and accidentally turns her upraising upside-down.

16 - Bahama Mama

Just as Nathan begins to unwind on his vacation in the Bahamas, Carols surprise appearance gets him riled up all over again until they meet Ganja Pete. Meanwhile, Debbie is upset with Adam when she learns that he used to write love songs for the special girls in his life when he was younger

17 - Plus One

Nathans excitement at scoring a ticket for himself and a guest to a dinner with President Obama turns to dread when he has to pick one of his family members to be his plus one.

18 - Walk-n-Wave

Nathan gets more than he bargained for when he befriends a hapless coworker. Meanwhile, Tom and Adam argue over who is smarter and take an online test to settle the matter.

19 - Cancellation Fee

Nathan tries to hide his relationship with his mothers dentist, who angered Carol with a $75 charge for being late to an appointment; Tom keeps waking up with gum in his hair.

20 - Tomlandia

Nathan pitches a Saturday morning childrens program inspired by Toms imagination to his station manager.

21 - 0072

When Tom proudly tells the family hes dating a much younger woman, Nathan goes undercover to spy on him and make sure his father isnt being scammed by a gold digger.

22 - Sex Ed Dolan

Nathan introduces his boss, Ed Dolan, to Tom in hopes theyll hit it off and hang out together, but surprisingly, Dolan only has eyes for Carol.

23 - Mother's Day

Carol has the worst Mothers Day ever when Nathan forgets to get her a present.